merry old england

the airport is so clean!

i had to clear customs just to get some cancer in my lungs. perhaps the billion dollars per pack will help me finally quit.

they wouldn't let me take my didgeridoo on the plane....i called TSA and british air and explained exactly what it was that i wanted to take. i can only hope that the thing survived in the crazy case me and diane taped together!

they seriously escorted me out of security with it because they thought it was a weapon (of mass destruction) and then the lady told me at the desk that it was going to cost me another 200 bucks to check a mother fucking instrument...i cried. weeping works a lot sometimes especially for the women folk. so she got the manager fellow and they checked it for free.

i had a whole row to myself on the way over and i got to lay down and peacefully sleep save for the turbulence that woke me up....and of course my drooling....

so i feel okay being that it's 11 here and it's 6 there. five hours difference here but six from basel.

my flight to basel leaves in 3 more hours!

i will get some more cancer in and then off i go to the gates and such and i will go back online.

i need to find a loo, get some food and find a lift to get back up to terminal five to find my next flight to ye old basel.

this week it will be cool to open a swiss bank account and figure out where i am and where i am going....

i am feeling a bit tired.....and of course i am very gassy which is always fun cause i fart near someone else and hope everyone else thinks its them!

so i've made it thus far and have one more leg to go. not as bad as flying to vietnam or australia.....the flight was only 6.5 hours.

not too shabby.

all my love to the people in the US!!